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I don't usually warn for this kinda shit but like... some of these are fucked up. Y'all are only getting one shot of NFSW sadly, but there be enough angst and tragedy here.

Also I'm adding the triggers for each one if anyone wants them but just in general (Warning for the Following: sexual moments/tension, gore, violence, mentions of certain medical abuse, e.g. lobotomies). I also added mini plot synopsises if anyone wants them.

Final note, oldest term in the 'x reader' book but I'm using Y/N (your name) in place of reader for the synopsises on x readers.

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Dave (Dayshift at Freddy's)

Yes...I unironically have a mountain of fics about Dave.

Dave Needs a Haircut

TLDR: Y/N gives Dave a hair cut, much to his dismay.

Overworked

TLDR: Dave gets sleepy eepy and dropped off at his place by Y/N, much to his annoyance.

The Purple Bogeyman Next to Me

TLDR: Y'ever have a 7ft purple 8bit canonical cryptic sleeping next to you? Can't due to the sad tragedy of reality? Welp, here's yer prayer answered!

Dave x reader Headcannons

TLDR: Just some goofy lil headcannons about the boy and Y/N!

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A Prologue

(WARNING: following contains depictions of child murder, abuse and suicial implications)

TLDR: Prelude AU DSAF in which Jack slowly starts to piece together how completely healthy and normal Henry and Dave's dynamic is.

Dusted Words

TLDR: Extended cut to Davetrap suffering after Jack kicks him out of the pizzaria. Includes heartbreak and pining!

Is he Watching?

(WARNING: following contains mild scenes of domestic abuse)

TLDR: AU where Dave's a sheltered, full on cryptid who meets Jack by accident.

Just Stay

TLDR: Gotta love it when your co worker breaks into your house to watch you.

Perfectly Dave

TLDR: Jack runs into Davetrap (now with 80% more sexual tension).

The Joy of Creation does not Include Sympathy

(WARNING: following contains scenes of physical abuse and the subject of lobotimies)

TLDR: Dave comes home to an angry Henry and a solution to his emotional distress.

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Ramon (Captain Laserhawk)

Most of these are supremely edgy in the best way, also they're mostly x reader. Also wanna add most of these contain violence, alcholism and suicial thoughts in some way, shape or form.

A Seed of Hope

I don't mean to sound rude but like...the original author summed it up way better than I ever could.

Pawn of Eden (x reader)

TLDR: Y/N attempts to infliltrate Eden's most beloved idol for rebellion, only to find their facade attraction slowly falling.

Trust (x reader)

(There's an NSFW continuation linked in the fic as well)

TLDR: A very tired Y/N comes home to an intruder/new partner

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Spamton G Spamton

There's not much in this one sorry

Buy One Set One Free

[[Tender Loving Care]]

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Vash the Stanpede

(I'mma be honest it's all x reader)

Affirmation

TLDR: Reader decides to comfort Vash over his scars.

A Recipe For Healing

(WARNING: following contains mentions of eating disorders)

TLDR: Variant of Eriks recovery whilst the reader helps him.

Cat got Your Tongue?

(18+)

TLDR: teehee horny time w/ the 98 Vash (there be a lotta dumb flirting too).

Cold

TLDR: Reader gets picked up by Vash but starts to fall for him on their journey to Jenora...it goes well :)

Flattery

TLDR: Iz just some flattery towards Vash.

Glow

TLDR: Reader comforts Vash whilst he cries.

Repair You

TLDR:You fix Vash's arm whilst he gets pissed and starts doting on you.

Soulmate Headcannon

TLDR: U soulmates with him but via telapathy phone.

Sunglasses at Night

TLDR: I'mma be honest it's too complex to sum up but iz good.

Vash Touching headcannons

TLDR: just touchie headcannons :)